Ctrl+Alt+Delete !!!!

When I logged into my computer this morning, the operating system prompted me saying ‘Your password expires in 5 days. Press Ctrl Alt Del to change your password’. If God send us a message in the morning ‘You expire in 5 days!’ how would we live those five days. What would our priorities be.

Will we find time enough to say sorry to all those we have trespassed. Can we manage to make up with all those we had avoided? Will we be able to spend enough time with our loved ones? Will we be able to visit that great places we haunted in your childhood?

Will we still be making haste to pack all our money to take with us? Will we still gossip?

Who’s Gain Who’s Loss

Squirrel Amitab works in Cher king Singh’s palace. He was very hard working. Cher King Singh wanted to recognize Amitab’s work, so he makes him the employee of the year. During the awards ceremony, Cher King Singh declares that he would give Amitab two more walnuts every year if he works like this. This got Amitab all excited. From then on he would take up more and more responsibilities. His wife and baby squirrels saw less and less of the hardworking Amitab. Days and months passed by… Baby squirrels became adults and left home not carrying any fond memories of father.

After four years came the day of retirement. Cher King Singh calls for a party and amidst all the employees hands Amitab a bag of walnuts for his industrious spell at the palace.

Amitab go home to his wife with the bag of walnut and sits down to eat them, but alas he’s too old and has no teeth to gnaw the nuts.

Secret of happy married life

Perry I can't help but share this. Thanks again

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Once Mathai asked Kuttappan, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?" 

Kuttappan said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other.

Then absolutely there will be no problems."

"Can you explain?" asked Mathai.

Kuttappan said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, Mathai asked Kuttappan "Give me some examples"

Kuttappan said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

Mathai asked, "Then what is your role?"

Kuttappan said, "My decisions are only for very big issues....

Like whether America should attack Iraq , whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe , whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".

That is the secret of my happy married life !!!